hunger();

hunger();

by Courtney Cox

where desiredOutcome must == ‘pb&j’

or an error shall occur.

***

of course I will feed you, just

please, please:

state preferences outright.

saying “white bread” is not enough,

because how should I know? one slice folded,

the traditional two, a triple decker, all white

or throw a slice of rye in the stack?

let bread = [‘white’, ‘white’];

jelly options

are predefined,

as I only keep one type,

and morning would be ruined

for many if I were hard-coded

(forced!) into taking a knife

through some wet and purple

globuliferous abyss.

(I hope you understand).

const jelly = strawberrySqueezableSmuckersNatural

peanut butter has flexibility

and range, of course, though

note the limitations.

if (peanutButterTexture == ‘crunchy’) {

console.log(‘error: limitations surpassed’)

} else (continue);

so if it were my sandwich,

I’d arrange 17 goldfish (crackers)

across the peanut butter side only.

I understand this is personal,

as others are sometimes uncomfortable

with prime numbers.

// modify permissions to allow for goldfish count override

mappings.set(actions.MODIFY_GOLDFISH_COUNT,

[roles.ADMIN, roles.GUEST])

can you guess my favorite shape

to segment sandwiches

as an aspiring hexagon/

honeycomb/lobule of the liver/

storm of saturn/basalt column/

spider’s eye?

see now that I’m older,

I can stomach a square

and triangles aren’t so bad,

but might I recommend

trying it my way

just once?

let segments = ‘hexagonal’;

now,

if you are a person

who eats crust,

finds value in that sort of thing,

i’ll just need to run

a mathematical function

on the sandwich

at this time

(it’s no trouble,

really).

if prefersCrust (calculateTiling(breadDimensions));

and at last, please eat!

sandwichMethods.cut().serve();

*******

Utility notes (admin use only):

// continue generating sandwiches until hungry == FALSE or supplyCount == 0

while hungry {

for (i = 0; i < supplyCount; i++) {

supplyCount = supplyCount - 1;

hunger(desiredOutcome=‘pb&j’);

hungry = evaluateHungerLevel();

};

};

SECURITY VULNERABILITIES:

1. program highly vulnerable to malicious attack.

2. system (brain) crash imminent via infinite loop, should friends schedule sandwich supply

deliveries. build fail-safe index ASAP.